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Be savage with your wealth

Be unapologetic about your comfort and luxury

Even if it is extravagant

Be extravagantly unapologetic

Some years ago, I was mentioned in a post where a mum visited her daughter with pomp and splendor in her school

It was her birthday and she came in with so much class and wealth, so much drip unlike the school had ever seen

The joy and excitement in the face of her daughter was priceless

That was enough

It was all the validation she needed even though she didn't need any

Yet, if you read the comments from mothers, supposedly Christian mothers, it was expectedly average

Like the venom from the more average men and fathers

The poor will always mind every other person's business except theirs, that's why they are poor

They were bashing the mum for showing so much wealth, without considering the poor children

The actual fuckery!

They were churning advice on how better she could have celebrated her daughter and spent her money as if she asked them

They were giving suggestions as if their opinions counted or even mattered one kobo

Even the poster was attacking the woman for showing off too much

"What's the point of buying so much and spending so much, what about kids whose parents can't afford such, how will they feel..." The malu bleated!

I went into the comment section with fire and brimstone, and I attacked them poor savages

What's my business if your child is poor, your poverty is of no concern to me

Why should I deny my child sunlight or dim their stars because it outshines the darkness in yours and your Pikin?

Why should I deny my child rainbow because it eclipses your sandstorm?

Take your kids to Govt school or the one in the village so they can mingle with your kind

Where rubber sandals are a luxury

Don't spoil things for one because one parent couldn't aspire to perspire to refire when they were younger

God, I finished them

Recently, I saw a post here

A man was saying it's vanity to buy a wristwatch of N350,000 that can't tell them when Jesus will come

Why wear eyeglasses of N150,000 if it can't see God?

He went on to blast people who watch plasma TV of N1,000,000 that can't show them the future

The poor man still went ahead to talk about perfumes that cost millions, and clothes worth hundreds of thousands that the owner will still die and leave here

He ended with the religious beggarly fuckery

"What about poor children in the streets who can't afford food and clothes?"

And Nigerians were sucking his dick on the post

Loving and clapping for him as he showed his naked butt cheeks

"Yes sir, ride on sir... Amen, this is the best post I have ever seen."

And if you check out...these are poor people

The lowest of the food chain Republic

The actual owners of the poor kids on the street

Misery will always love company

I say fuck them all

Who kept them, poor kids, there?

Just like I commented on the post of the mother who celebrated her daughter like a princess...

I will fly a chopper to pick my kids when school closes

Haters can slit their wrist if their throat is too far up

I will fly a private jet to buy them ice-cream after all Otedola took Cuppy to lick ice-cream cream in Paris

Davido’s uncle, Senator Ademola Adeleke bought his daughter a Benz as her graduation gift

You, the only thing you give your daughters is "Don't get pregnant in this house else I will disown and kill you" advice

Yet you can't even buy her always pad, or roll-on

The only place you average lot have ever taken your children to is hell every damn day, so they can't wait to gain admission just to escape house arrest

90% of Nigerian parents have a second job as a prison warden, and their house is the prison, their daughters are the prisoners

What or who gives you the right to police her or your other kids if you can't provide for them

I will wear the most expensive wristwatch and eyeglass on a pair of sneakers that can pay a year's rent in banana Island, just to go outside and buy boile and fish

I will spend N450,000 to drink one bottle of Moet if I like

I didn't keep the poor on the street

I didn't fuck and breed like rabbits

Why should I pay for the consequences of your Orgasm

Why should I drown in your bitter sweats and cum when my blood is as sweet as wine

If you can't be responsible for your kids, at least be responsible for your fuck

Be unapologetic about your luxury

Anybody that has a problem with it should make their own money, and spend it on the poor and needy as they like

The poor will always be around

But the rich... Awon lifestyle!

Wear it like you own it!!!


Kingdavid Chinaeke Ofunne

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