The Authorpreneur

I boarded a bus early in the morning, and took a seat at the back of the bus. I was gunning for the window seat but a smart looking beautiful young lady beat me to it. In no time the bus was filled up and the driver started the bus while the conductor immediately started collecting the bus fare. "Hi, I said with a smile to the girl sitting by the window seat, please you are stepping on me could you adjust your feet just a little bit?'' I asked politely and with a smile. "To where?" She asked rather rudely Her question shocked me. Seconds passed before I regained myself. "Any where other than my feet, madam." I responded with a tinge of sarcasm. She gave the loudest and longest sigh as she shifted her feet, even a python would have been impressed. "Was that really necessary, it's too early in the morning to be this toxic, I'm not even asking you to move your whole body, I'm simply saying move your foot away from my fe...

Why I quit smoking weed The last time I smoked weed was October 2019 So my boss asked me to accompany the company's driver and deliver our goods worth millions with an escort We were travelling from Port Harcourt to Lagos. We then used one of our buses and filled it up with the materials and goods. We were three in front. The driver, me in the middle and the escort. Then we got to Ore and stopped for a break. I went to one corner and brought out my stash. I settled down, wrapped my thing and after some seconds I just dey smoke my weed jejely dey whistle I'm not afraid by Eminem. I had just taken only three drags when suddenly someone touched me from the back and I jumped up. "Stop there, don't move or I shoot!" I turned in shock and almost shit my pants. It was our escort and he was laughing as he took a seat beside where I was just sitting. "I think say you be hard man." He said I eyed him suspiciously and my mind calm d...