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Dear Queens

Queens, never let the depth of a man's pocket determine the size of your daily bread. Kingdavid Chinaeke Ofunne

Live Above The World Below

It would be comical if it wasn't so pathetic. I watched a pastor lay on a teenager with boobs bigger than the watermelon these abokis sell for N150. He lay on his back on top of her as she also lay on her back in full view of the hypnotized church members. Using his back to rub her big breasts, I bet he didn't wanna lie face down, his erection would have certainly given him away. So after a few minutes of this ridiculous, yet humorous spectacle, which the crowd jeered and applauded like some junkies high on some drugs, he stood up and slowly, she stood up too dramatically as the entire family ran to them, hugging and worshipping him. This same pastor lifted a supposedly crippled woman up, carried her to a stack of plastic chairs and WHAM!!!! Smackdown! This was no movie, this was real and Nigerians jeered and screamed and shouted hallelujah as she was thrown flat on the sets of chairs, and yeah...she received her healing. I watched another video of a pastor ...