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It would be comical if it wasn't so pathetic.

I watched a pastor lay on a teenager with boobs bigger than the watermelon these abokis sell for N150.

He lay on his back on top of her as she also lay on her back in full view of the hypnotized church members.

Using his back to rub her big breasts, I bet he didn't wanna lie face down, his erection would have certainly given him away.

So after a few minutes of this ridiculous, yet humorous spectacle, which the crowd jeered and applauded like some junkies high on some drugs, he stood up and slowly, she stood up too dramatically as the entire family ran to them, hugging and worshipping him.

This same pastor lifted a supposedly crippled woman up, carried her to a stack of plastic chairs and WHAM!!!!

Smackdown!

This was no movie, this was real and Nigerians jeered and screamed and shouted hallelujah as she was thrown flat on the sets of chairs, and yeah...she received her healing.

I watched another video of a pastor who ordered his members to drink bleach, some later died and I was happy...less foolish people in the world, the better for us.

We can't have a comedian as a president and still have clowns, let there be a balance.

I just saw a news article, the Governor of Zamfara hired a bread seller as a social media handler, and get this, the aboki said he will continue selling bread after working hours.

He thinks he is doing the right thing, in his bread selling mind, he is hardworking, in another universe, he is right you know, but in a world of Ferraris and Lamborghini's, the old fashioned beetle and Mercedes our grandfather's drove can never be right.

The last one I watched, the pastor commanded his members to eat pages of the bible and the zombies munched the pages of the Bible like crackers.

Having seen all this, do you think we don't deserve BuBu as a President for life?

I won't be surprised if he contests for a third and life time presidency and wins, in fact, he will win.

We deserve the leaders we have.

We deserve the life we have.

So if you believe and think life is unfair to you, I got news for you.

Life is simply serving you what you deserve.

Swallow it whole or shut up, spit out what life is serving and cook something new.

If you need inspiration.

Watch keeping up with the Kardashans and let Kyle Jenner, young beautiful female billionaire, inspire you.

Study Rihanna and watch Beyonce.

Entrepreneurs and millionaires.

Watch Serena Williams.

Let these young women inspire you to be a better human being.

Be a better human being for yourself, you owe it to the sand God used in creating you.

Live your life and live it big!

If you need to break all the rules to live big, break it!

If you need to visit hell for a while to create heaven, it's worth it...visit hell.

Don't live in perpetual averageness and expect excellence.

It won't work.

No matter how many inspirational videos you watch, or anointing oil you drink, even if Abraham lays hand on you, nothing will happen.

Find your own high, don't get hypnotized in the low of another.

Live above the world below


Kingdavid Chinaeke Ofunne
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