Merry Go Round

Paul - Ol, boy, see packaging wey this your friend gather

Me - Focus 

Paul - I no fit, son of man the distraction before me too strong, abeg you fit talk to her for me?

Me - I thought you are Indaboksy, the Rion himself,  talk to her yourself na...Loar na

Paul - Idiot, do me one solid na, I'm seeing my future wife in her 

Me - What about Benita, your girlfriend 

Paul - She dey fine, now you fit talk to this your friend for me

Me - Okay, but she get person wey she love 

Paul - There's enough love in the world to go round

Minutes later 

Me - So Ruth, the guy you saw me with, well he took a liking to you and wants me to talk to you on his behalf 

Ruth - Like his PA?

Me - Your father!  Like he's shy!

Ruth - How sweet, he's cute sha,  not bad looking at all

Me - He has a girlfriend and a bad drinking habit, he also loves beautiful girls with big ass

Ruth - So he is a useless somebody? 

Me - He is not useless, He just loves yansh too much.

Ruth - And now he wants my yansh?

Me - Yes he does,  and he won't leave his girlfriend for you, they have been together for 4 years now. 

Ruth - Biko I am not interested  

Me - Good. Because I told him about Charles but he still insisted.

Ruth - But if you know he just wants yansh, why did you tell me?

Me - Because he is my friend. 

Ruth - And you still spoiled show for him?

Me - Because you are my friend.

Hours later 

Paul - Guy o, how far the matter na,  you talk to your friend for me? 

Me - Yes

Paul - And

Me - She's not interested. I told you she has a man.

Paul - What's her full name 

Me - Ruth afhfjgiefhdh

Two weeks later

*Knock on door*

Paul - Kings! What a surprise visit,  why didn't you tell me you were coming?

Me - This is Nigeria, since when did we call to invite ourselves over, and why are you speaking English, woman dey inside? 

Paul - Grins... Well... Well...

*Female voice*

Honeybee, who's at the door

Me - Honeybee?

Wait... I know that voice

Paul - Well... Well... Well... 

*Enters house*

Me - Ruth!  WTF!!!

Ruth - Kings, calm down... 

Me - Paul?

Paul - Facebook!

Me - I don't understand 

Ruth - he chatted me up on Facebook, and, well, I like him, he's funny and cute.

Me - with a girlfriend, 4 years?

Ruth - I'm not marrying him

Paul - Grins

Hours later 

Me - Coast is clear,  I told him I'm travelling so he won't be coming this weekend

Benita - So I can spend the weekend here with you then

Me - Yes baby, yes you can

Benita - Oh sweety, I love you so much, I just wish I met you before your friend Paul. 

Me - I wish so too honey, I love you too.

Merry Go Round

The End

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