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We All Must Be Crazy

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**blares horn incessantly and with irritation at the vehicle in front.

Driver: ''He don dey press phone.'' *referring to the driver of the vehicle in front*

Conductor: ''Mad man!''

Driver: ''Them no fit stay five minutes without phone. Useless people.''

Me: *Facebooking and minding my business*

Driver: *turns to me* ''Wetin una dey always press for phone sef?''

Me: *eyes never leaving my phone* ''You don't have a phone so you won't understand.''

Driver: :'I get phone, smart one sef.''

Me: *eyes still not leaving my phone* ''Since you have a phone then you should understand, except your phone is smarter.''

*laughter from everyone in the bus*

Driver: ''Funny guy, where you from sef?''

Me: *Eyes still not leaving my phone* Biafra.

Conductor: :'Berger dey?''

Me: ''Owa''

*Bus stops*

Driver: ''This guy sef, your way eh, I dey fe.....''

Me: ''Yeah hello, I'm approximately 15 minutes away.'' *comes down from bus and walks away answering call*

I am not smiling at all in this Lagos State.

Kingdavid Chinaeke Ofunne
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www.ofunneceo.blogspot.com

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