**blares horn incessantly and with irritation at the vehicle in front.
Driver: ''He don dey press phone.'' *referring to the driver of the vehicle in front*
Conductor: ''Mad man!''
Driver: ''Them no fit stay five minutes without phone. Useless people.''
Me: *Facebooking and minding my business*
Driver: *turns to me* ''Wetin una dey always press for phone sef?''
Me: *eyes never leaving my phone* ''You don't have a phone so you won't understand.''
Driver: :'I get phone, smart one sef.''
Me: *eyes still not leaving my phone* ''Since you have a phone then you should understand, except your phone is smarter.''
*laughter from everyone in the bus*
Driver: ''Funny guy, where you from sef?''
Me: *Eyes still not leaving my phone* Biafra.
Conductor: :'Berger dey?''
Me: ''Owa''
*Bus stops*
Driver: ''This guy sef, your way eh, I dey fe.....''
Me: ''Yeah hello, I'm approximately 15 minutes away.'' *comes down from bus and walks away answering call*
I am not smiling at all in this Lagos State.
Kingdavid Chinaeke Ofunne
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