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Don't Just Offer Ass...Offer Class...It's More Classy!



When a grown woman decides her life's worth and ambition is to evolve into an adult baby, and seeks out a man to babysit and cater to her every need without shame nor dignity, she is no longer a lady, but a laby.

It's beyond sad that grown ass women, with certificates and years of investments in terms of school fees, accommodation, transport fares, feeding etc, sacrificed on them by their parents, grow up to be a pussypreneur and deal on clitocurrecy.

As a man with a vision, I will not enable and encourage that business.

I will not fix a healthy grown adult female who decides not to work but live in luxury and comfort she didn't earn.

I will not send you recharge card to subscribe so we can sex chat with a legion of others.

I will not waste my money so you can waste your life idly away on Instagram and Facebook... Not for business, but to grow your clitocurrecy and get more clients for your pussypreneur.

I won't even be friends with a pussypreneur, it's an unhealthy partnership.

Worse is a relationship with one...it is a recipe for emotional, physical, spiritual and financial disaster.

In the end, the sex isn't as good as the assets. Even my penis will get tired and fed up, working so hard for less.

Women, there is no reward for idleness and joblessness.

It is not something to be proud of.

You can't afford an iPhone but you call me broke and poor because I can't get it for you?

You don't have car, but you label me poor because I don't yet, even though I live alone in a two bedroom apartment while you squat with three others.

The ridiculousness of the claims and demands this ladies make, is shocking to say the least.

Big breasts, large hips and big bum is not a master degree.

We have all seen better, packaged and hidden.

Even teenagers now have it!

The glamour only lasts for a second, it's not worth a thousand dollars.

Making a man feel less because he can't measure up to your fantasized expectations and standards, is a different kind of low.

Be who you admire!

Be who you lust over!

Be who you want to date!

Be who you want to client!

Be who you want to catch!

Be your kind and date your kind!

I didn't say class

Your kind might not be in your class, yet...

But your class might never be your kind!

Be proper so date proper!

Be healthy so you can date healthy!

Be better so you can date better!

Eat better, look better, feel better and think better!

Exchange ideas and intelligent opinions, not just sex for money.

Don't wait till you are old and late to discover you have something you thought you didn't have... A conscience

Allow the pussypreneurs to date a no good, yahoo or lazy misogynistic men.

Men who will treat them exactly how they want to benefit, an object of pleasure and desire.

A pot of steaming and boiling sexual fantasy.

One to be poured and empty, then forgotten.

Only to be remembered when you are thirsty and hot tea is needed.

Date your mind!

But first, grow, build and clean up your mind not just your face.

Make up your mind not just your face.

Are you with me???

Else you will hate yourself and your situationship.

Don't just offer ass, offer class

It's more Classy!

Let she who has a vagina, smile!



Kingdavid Chinaeke Ofunne
Authorpreneur
www.ofunneceo.blogspot.com

Comments

  1. My sincere review is that everyone should read carefully and learn from this. Indeed everyone should earn there luxury.

    The world is waiting for your articles and stores.

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  2. how then does one parent a girl child with the right ideology, and hope they dnt get influenced negatively by the external, it is one thing to train a child well and another for the child to yield... a lot happens behind the parents they have no idea about.

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  3. Yes, there is no manual or textbook that works when it comes to parenting. Until we stop copying and pasting our parents, society's, tradition, religion and insecurities methods and approaches, we will keep making the same mistakes. Just have a new and better mindset, be a great parent upstairs first, before you come downstairs to meet your kids.

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