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A Ring Doesn't Make You Invisible




A ring doesn't make you invisible


Being married doesn't mean you should stop caring about your looks.

When you go out and feel there's something wrong with your dressing... Be rest assured the feeling is real and not imagined!

Your husband sure feels the same.

He might not say it because of familiarity, or because he prefers looking at other beautiful women and wouldn't care less if his wife looks like a penguin.

Some men want their wife to look ugly so other men Won't look at them, at the same time, they strip every beautiful lady naked with their eyes.

Until their hands find them eventually...

Trust me, you ladies have no love for yourselves.

You would fuck your best friend's husband and still visit her in the hospital during labour.

There's no camaraderie amongst the lingerie club.

It's all man...nay...all woman for herself!

Fight for your beauty!

Not because you need to look good for a god forsaken man...

Goddammit!!

Look good, look beautiful, look stylish.

For you, your self and your sanity.

Look good because it makes you feel good.

Not because it makes a man feel good.

Fight for your Queendom not his Kingdom.

My Friends elder sister, a diva in her prime...the center of attraction in every room.. This lady was so beautiful she could enter a room and make an eunuch hard!

But after five years as a married woman with three kids, she is now a shadow of a forgotten age!

Moving around, like a ghost with so much rage.

She dresses like an old Muslim woman...when her sister complained.. She said..."leave it like that, my husband likes and prefers me this way...he said he doesn't want any man to look at me"

By God, the husband is a fashionista.. Tall, fair and well built...dresses youthful, always on jeans and button down shirt or polo, with the latest trainers and Jordan, with designer glasses and wrist watches too.

I was aghast.

Who is he looking this good for then?

His ugly looking wife...obviously not!!!!

How can a man who is so invested in his looks, want his wife to look like his housemaid?

And you, as a lady, lazy intellectually and lazy romantically, lazy on the outside and lazier on the inside too...you think there's no foul play?

Don't allow marriage make you blind, deaf and dumb

Love may be blind but not handicapped!

Love may be blind but not marriage!

She went on to explain how the husband commanded her to stop wearing trousers and fixing expensive weavons and wigs...

And the bish succumbed and submitted...a dutiful and respectable wife.

Fucking idiot!

A ring doesn’t make you invisible.

I won't stop hammering on this topic until it sinks in deeper than the Titanic.

Maybe one day, someone, somewhere will wake up and realize she has as much right to tell her husband to stop wearing jeans and polo, T-shirt and tight pants but agbada and babariga, if he wants her to stop looking youthful, he better start looking the same.

Nonsense!

It's a partnership, if I must look old, you must do the same.

If I can't be seen by other men, then oga you too, don't be seen by other women.

Infact make yourself invisible too.

Marriage is not a stop, it's a ride. Never stop driving.

Tie wrapper to the office on Monday morning, because you are married...Nonsense.

It's a ring, it doesn't make you invisible!

Grow the fuck wise, Goddammit!

Kingdavid Chinaeke Ofunne
Authorpreneur

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