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My Erection Is Not One Direction... it is multipurpose




I won't settle for less
Not in my career
Not in friendship
Not in relationship
Not even in sex
Yes...hear me and hear me loud
I won't settle for mediocrity in sexual relations
I won't bargain for mediocrity in sexual interaction
That sexual activity, no matter the area it is being directed at, it must be driven with excellence and perfection
I say No to average
I say No to endurance
By God I deserve the best
I have paid my dues
I have run the race
I have fought the good fight
It's not a crime to want to reap the harvest in full bloom
I will only accept excellence
In my work
In my ideas
In my dreams
In my bed
I'll be damned if I don't go for someone whose sight alone triggers my erection
Whose company fires me up
Whose voice pushes my mumu button
Whose figure in that mini skirt makes me throb
By God, who wouldn't interpret or define religion and morality with wearing trousers and so called men's clothing!
Someone who wouldn't ascribe looking beautiful and fixing that Brazilian hair to sin and the devils work
Someone who knows better than to believe the idiocy and idiosyncrasies of confessing their sins to a man...Goddammit
I need a human
Not a socio-cultural and trado-family sculpted robot
I will go for one whose beliefs compliments and even outruns mine
Whose mind quakes mine
Whose thought pattern makes me make research
Whose intellectual composition and ideologies makes me relearn
Whose narratives awes me
I will not settle for ok's and kkk's
I will not settle for Yes and No slay Queens
Not for really and lol's
I won't settle for those whose only ambition is to subscribe and recharge
Whose sole aim is to use me to fix their materialistic quickies
The instant hairdo's
The instant fastfood
Or the instant trending clothes
If you can't exist independently don't come close to me
You must exist first for yourself before you can have a place in my empire
Excite my mind not just my dick
Work my brains not just my eyes
Arouse my mind not only my eyes
Go and chat with walking penises whose only desire is to swim in your honey pot, so the interaction might be one sided or one one direction!
Go with the moneybags whose income might never run dry, I don't care..I work my ass for mine
My erection is not one direction
It is multipurpose
Sue me or kiss me
I don't care
I work my ass for my value
I think my life for my value
By God....
I brainstorm till I hurricane
I brainstorm till I thunder
If I must love, it must be lightning
I will do away with the sparks
I will do away with the flames
I want the tornadoes and the tsunamis
I want to burn with passion and desire
I don't need silence nor gentle love
I need mad loving
I need fire hotter than the sun we are facing now
I need to burn, burn and burn
Is it a big deal?
Am I asking for too much?
Haven't I worked my ass for it?
I have paid my dues na
Been a good boy when necessary
Been a good neighbour
Been a good staff
Been a good writer
Been a good tax payer
Been a good church goer
Been a good brother
Been a good son
So now this is the reward I want
Bring it on or get the fuck off!
Come with deeds
Don't come with needs
We all have needs
Come with fire and let us burn and roast together
If you come gentle, I'm on fire and I will burn you!
The desire is beyond real...It is fierce!
My erection is not one direction...it is multipurpose!
Deal with it.
Kingdavid Chinaeke Ofunne
Authorpreneur
www.ofunneceo.blogspot.com

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