My Erection Is not One Direction... It is Multipurpose

I won't settle for less

Not in my career

Not in friendship

Not in relationship

Not even in sex

Yes...hear me and hear me loud

I won't settle for mediocrity in sexual relations

I won't bargain for mediocrity in sexual interaction

That sexual activity, no matter the area it is being directed at, it must be driven with excellence and perfection

I say No to average

I say No to endurance

By God I deserve the best

I have paid my dues

I have run the race

I have fought the good fight

It's not a crime to want to reap the harvest in full bloom

I will only accept excellence

In my work

In my ideas

In my dreams

In my bed

I'll be damned if I don't go for someone whose sight alone triggers my erection

Whose company fires me up

Whose voice pushes my mumu button

Whose figure in that mini skirt makes me throb

By God, who wouldn't interpret or define religion and morality with wearing trousers and so called men's clothing!

Someone who wouldn't ascribe looking beautiful and fixing that Brazilian hair to sin and the devils work

Someone who knows better than to believe the idiocy and idiosyncrasies of confessing their sins to a man...Goddammit

I need a human

Not a socio-cultural and trado-family sculpted robot

I will go for one whose beliefs compliments and even outruns mine

Whose mind quakes mine

Whose thought pattern makes me make research

Whose intellectual composition and ideologies makes me relearn

Whose narratives awes me

I will not settle for ok's and kkk's

I will not settle for Yes and No slay Queens

Not for really and lol's

I won't settle for those whose only ambition is to subscribe and recharge

Whose sole aim is to use me to fix their materialistic quickies

The instant hairdo's

The instant fastfood

Or the instant trending clothes

If you can't exist independently don't come close to me

You must exist first for yourself before you can have a place in my empire

Excite my mind not just my dick

Work my brains not just my eyes

Arouse my mind not only my eyes

Go and chat with walking penises whose only desire is to swim in your honey pot, so the interaction might be one sided or one one direction!

Go with the moneybags whose income might never run dry, I don't care..I work my ass for mine

My erection is not one direction

It is multipurpose

Sue me or kiss me

I don't care

I work my ass for my value

I think my life for my value

By God....

I brainstorm till I hurricane

I brainstorm till I thunder

If I must love, it must be lightning

I will do away with the sparks

I will do away with the flames

I want the tornadoes and the tsunamis

I want to burn with passion and desire

I don't need silence nor gentle love

I need mad loving

I need fire hotter than the sun we are facing now

I need to burn, burn and burn

Is it a big deal?

Am I asking for too much?

Haven't I worked my ass for it?

I have paid my dues na

Been a good boy when necessary

Been a good neighbour

Been a good staff

Been a good writer

Been a good tax payer

Been a good church goer

Been a good brother

Been a good son

So now this is the reward I want

Bring it on or get the fuck off!

Come with deeds

Don't come with needs

We all have needs

Come with fire and let us burn and roast together

If you come gentle, I'm on fire and I will burn you!

The desire is beyond real...It is fierce!

My erection is not one direction...it is multipurpose!

Deal with it.


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