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Nigerians love sex


The average Nigerian is so obsessed with sex they sit waiting for the next sexcapade to drop their pants and cum all over the place

I have been following this current BBN with less enthusiasm than I did the last one

In fact, I get most of the gist from the highlights on social media

I will jump in full when it has gotten to the middle

That’s when the real drama starts unfolding

BBN is always sweetest in the middle

But the thing is, whenever I’m watching, nothing exciting happens

But when I don’t watch, I start seeing videos of fights, gossip, juicy revelations, and even sex

As though they are waiting for me to go off before they act drama

Anyway, back to the gist of the matter

Nigerians and sex

I find it funny that when a man and a woman fuck, it’s the society that cums on their behalf!

Worse, it is the woman that is dragged

Praise and Ka3na fucked, yet bloggers started digging into Ka3na’s background

On a scale of 10, Ka3na was gossiped at level 7 while Praise got level 3

Now, Kiddaway and Erica got intimate, I wake up and I’m seeing “10 things you didn’t know about Erica”

Why didn’t they say “5 things you didn’t know about Kiddaway”

I see the comments, Erica whyyyy!!!!

In fact, that was the first thing I saw and then I knew something juicy had happened

I kept seeing more name-calling too grotesque to mention

Guess what, more than half of this criticisms and judgment are from fellow women

The men are happy and praising Kiddaway

I have not seen anyone calling him a male prostitute or cheap slut

I have not seen one bad comment about him

But not the women

Women are murdering Erica even more than the men

Because she did something they do every day in their closet

If you dig deeper you will discover their side cocks are betnaija addicts and junkies

At least she got intimate with a billionaires son

Most of you insulting and dragging her suck the cock of a man whose greatest achievement is winning N5,000 in naira bet

You saw them making out, you didn’t switch off the TV or change the channel

You moved closer, some even brought out their phones to record the live porn show

So they can masturbate all over again

Then poison our ears with ugly voice-over, laughing like clowns and explaining why two adults made out

As if we asked them

Even if all they do is eat, sleep and fuck

Entering the BBN is an achievement and a platform to blow

But you

You are in your one room, drinking Garri and cumming all over your torn carpet, over another person's fuck

Go and fuck your own and leave them alone


Kingdavid Chinaeke Ofunne

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