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Be a bad bicth not a good submissive housewife


This post is not for every woman! 

I was watching keeping up with the Kardashian's, and the mum was telling her daughters that she has had more sex now with her present younger boyfriend and her daughters were as calm and neutral like they were discussing a movie.

For the religious pundits, her daughters are full grown women and mothers too. 

Khloe puts up a face like she doesnt wanna hear, casually, but you can see from her face that she is happy her mom is happy!

To them, it's a normal afternoon family time and they are loving the family moment. 

Guess what, Kris Jenner their mum is 64 years old!!!

Her boyfriend is 39

And they are having great sex and she isn't afraid or too ashamed to admit it. 

The mom dresses as great as the daughters, even better than Kourtney and Khloe!!!

Not all her daughters are still married, but all have kids and all are very very rich!

God did not punish them and life is not hard for them for their sin!!! 

In fact, God loves them so much they are one of the most respected and wealthiest family in America with more philanthropist initiatives and charity to inspire and help the poor and less privileged.

These women are even more successful than their husband's,  boyfriends and ex'es

Their wealth is not cumming from a preeq

I watched the daughters take their moms boyfriend out, to ask him about his relationship with their mum, and sex...and yeah, they had a good laugh and a great time in the end!!!

No judgements!!!

Now picture a Nigerian mother and her daughters in this same scenario.

And you begin to wonder if it's the same God that created all of us

Gone are the days when we make excuses that the average Nigerian mother looks weather-beaten and older than their age due to marital abuse and child bearing!

Today, if you look like your kids grandmother, it's intentional!

There is no law stopping or prohibiting you from living life to the fullest after menopause 

Life does not end at Menopause or when you lose your husband.

I already picture the mother, probably suffering from high blood pressure because her daughters are not with their baby daddies or husband's 

Woe betide her to wear fashionable clothes when she visits, she would rather tie wrapper and Man Utd jerseys (I'm a blues fan)
Or wear buba with large head tie just to have the Nigerian mother look!

I ask, do they even get wet?

Is the hole still open?

Because it's almost impossible to picture most Nigerian mothers past menopause, as sexy 

Sexy and the middle age Nigerian women don't mix, just like water and oil

Not in communication, mentality and definitely not in looks or even physique... 

They have so many excuses, religion, culture, family...the list is endless. 

Yet, with all this virtue and saintliness, they are still poor!

The virginity and Christian submission they hammer on their daughters don't cost two cent

I'd rather have a mom who is still fuckable at 60, can talk to me about multiple orgasms and can give me the world and more happiness that money can buy, than a poor godly ignorant and unfuckable one who equates living in marital bondage and good outdated Christian values as happiness 

Woman, be sexy, it won't kill you!!!

Don't just be your own version of a good example for your daughters, be a bad bitch for them because that's the best thing you can be for them. 

A bad bitch not a good submissive housewife!


Kingdavid Chinaeke Ofunne 

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