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I watched the video of the boy that beat up and flogged his girlfriend

I don't know why he did it

It's not like any reason is valid or justifiable

Some people are saying she revealed he was responsible for her pregnancy

I don't care

I actually smiled as I watched it

Not because I'm evil or love seeing others suffer

I smiled while watching his friends

I think I counted like 3 guys there

One was recording the abuse

Two were (not)trying,  unsuccessfully to separate

But in the midst of this... They were laughing and smiling

Hailing the Don as he started with slaps, then switched to using his belt

A nobody whose only value and worth is the tiny penis between his legs

The only thing that nigger ever did for that girl is probably giving her an unwanted teenage pregnancy

Here he stood, in his element, beating and flogging nonsense out of someone's daughter

I laughed eh

It was fun watching Junior beat his girlfriend like a drum

If you read this waiting for a punchline, you wasted your time

There's no nugget here

Coronavirus is ravaging the world

Economies, schools,  countries,  industries and religious institutions etc, are shutting down

Tissue paper is scarce...

Stock exchange is plummeting

In the developed world,  drones are delivering pizza and food stuffs

Yet, a stupid girl will date a boy that will beat her more than her father ever did

A girl that was never flogged by her mother or even teachers, will date a boy that cannot spell or pronounce  parallelogram!

Yet can spell his name on her body

When she is not an orphan, or a bastard, or even a beggar

Whatever the reason, she deserves it.

This era,  this millennial, if you say you will not have sense,  then nonsense will have you

We cannot keep repeating the same story every day

Any girl that refuses to have sense,  no awon motivational speaker or counselor will help you

You will be beaten, flogged and treated like a disease, because that's what you are...

A disease to this generation of milliennals and achievers.

We don't need stupid people

So let the beasts, wives beaters,  girlfriend's killers help us by reducing the population of the foolish we have left.

We hope they will continue what corona started,  because I was in bolt the other day and the driver beat his chest and said... "Corona no fit ever kill me,  I no dey wear anything or use anything, but corona  na small thing!"

"How so?" I asked,  curious

"I be Nigerian, oyibo virus no fit kill me."

There and then I gave up and zoned off.

Nigerians are the problem we have in Nigeria

She that wants to date a dog should be prepared to be bitten and infected with rabies.

So I laughed after watching the video,  swallowed the last popcorn I was chewing, drank my yoghurt and continued writing what I was writing before I watched the video.

Nigerians are worse than the coronavirus

Kingdavid Chinaeke Ofunne

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