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Merry Tithing and Happy Christmas

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These Atheist and self righteous Christians getting unnecessarily hard-ons because of Christmas makes me sick

If it's man made

Man is god

So it is biblical

Christmas is a decision

A culture

Our choice

If you don't like December

Find your own Christmas

We have 12 months in the year

If December doesn't please you, choose your own Christmas

The "it's not biblical BS" you keep spilling, is so lame even the cripple walks over it

We chose December as the day Christ was born and we will celebrate it joyfully, with or without you

We don't need your pagan or Atheist consent

If you don't want to celebrate Christmas, please don't

Let it be enough for us

We won't notice your grudge and boycotting of our 25th

It's not biblical to wear skinny jeans, but we do so anyways and attend church with it

It's not biblical to own an iPhone and have your Bible app installed, but we do

It's not biblical to wear suit, but we wear suit nevertheless and knot a tie with it on the pulpit

It's not biblical to celebrate world breast, cancer, water, and even children's day, yet we all do!!!

Mother's day is not in the Bible, yet we do so!!!

Misery loves company

Atheist are the most miserable bunch of loners

All of you can gather together, pull down your pants, make your own Christmas in January, February or whatevery and suck on it

We don't care

Merry Christmas everyone

No one gives a flying fuck about your unbelief

And if you keep nagging us about this, we will soon have Happy tithing day and make it a global celebration.

Infact, it'll have it's own holiday and you will observe it.

Then it'll be biblical because the children of God said so.

Ye are god's

Even the Muslims celebrate with us

Then just negodu these ones

So when god's choose a day to celebrate the birth of their Lord and savior, fall in line or tap out.

Don't test us!!!

Merry tithe day Christmasians



Kingdavid Chinaeke Ofunne

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