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If He Makes Your Eyes Wetter Than Your Vagina, You are in the wrong Ring... Stop Accepting Minimum wage as Premium Qual

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"Fight for your marriage..."

The greatest con ever!

Marriage is not a boxing ring

Wedding ring isn't boxing gloves 🥊

You don't have to fight for your marriage.

If you have to fight for your marriage

Then you are in the wrong ring.

Marriage isn't meant to be endured but enjoyed

If you aren't enjoying your marriage

If you can't even remember why you got married

Why you screamed and laughed like a hynea when he proposed

If your regrets are more than your blessings

And your nightmare more than your sweetdreams

It's time to reevaluate and change corner

If he makes your eyes wetter than your vagina

You are in the wrong ring

Stop accepting minimum wage as premium quality

Do better before you say "I do!"

It's 2020, the beginning of a new decade...have sense.



Kingdavid Chinaeke Ofunne
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