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Common sense is now an endangered specie in Nigeria.

The only thing greater than our moral bankruptcy is our hypocrisy and stupidity.

Common sense is now an endangered specie in Nigeria.

Like what you can't even find in a zoo, little wonder we can't find it here, after all some people will say we are a zoo country.

It's easier to find gold or diamond on the streets of Lagos than to find common sense among Nigerians.

A man stops and picks a lady up, we celebrate such lifestyle... She has hit it big and her friends rejoices with her choice of association.

A woman stops and picks a man up, sugar mummy!

A man goes and lodges in a hotel for obvious reasons and, well, it's a man's world, women are useless and cheap!

A woman tries it and, well, women are still useless and cheap... still labelled a prostitute.

A man buys a car and then another, the friends and families of the wife consider her lucky and blessed, they tell her things like... You see, when we were telling you to marry him you didn't know you will be this lucky.

A woman buys a car and then another, queen of sluts and whores!
That's if she's single, if she's married... She's wasting her husband's money and eating his parents and extended family's inheritance.

A man decides to travel out and find greener pastures, he is celebrated, a hero

A woman tries travelling out to Dubai, Spain or Italy....she's finished, she's going for prostitution.

A man buys an iPhone x, hardwork
A woman buys, she paid with her pussy.

A man takes a woman to an expensive restaurant, he is caring and romantic. A woman takes her man to a 5 star hotel, she's showing off, definitely arrogant and highly materialistic.

A successful man is one with a range of cars, properties and investments, if he is single, he is every parents dream catch for their daughter, no matter his age, he can be Ned and marry Reggy, he is celebrated.
We don't care about the source of his wealth.

A woman has already lost on every count, age notwithstanding, if she is widely travelled, fleet of cars and properties and no husband... She is incomplete. A prey to desperate con lazy men who can't think, and a predator to low ambition-less, useless misogynistic pricks with no common sense...an intimidation to them. We call the FBI to investigate her source of wealth, she must have been an asewo in Italy when she was younger that's why no decent man will marry her.

I saw a Post, no matter the PHD, MS, BA, or BS a woman has attained, only a man can make her a Mrs...like seriously, like seriously and like seriously...BS(Bull Shit)

And people even women were saying yes, loud it, shout it!

I say it again, it is easier to pick gold in your backyard than to find common sense among Nigerians.

The family is starving, the woman has more qualifications than the man, but it is the man who is asked to travel out and hustle while the woman tenders to the house and family.

It doesn't matter if he ends up marrying an old white woman, the wife should live with his parents and wait for dollars and stay faithful to an unfaithful con polygamous pauper deceiving a fellow woman with dollars!

The husband cheats, the pastor advises her to pray for him, look at Jay z and Beyonce they say, if she had left him when he cheated she probably wouldn't be one of the richest women today they say, he was instrumental to her success so if Beyonce can stay, who are you?

A man can't pay his rent, his wife is the breadwinner, yet she is told not to say it but hide this information and save the integrity of the man so people won't find out she is the breadwinner...this same man that beats her at the slightest opportunity just to remind her who is boss and who the man is.

This same man that can't even look at his female boss not much older than his first daughter, will pummel and knock the consciousness out of his wife just to prove his sagged manhood!

A woman shouldn't aspire to the highest echelon and peak of her career, she should instead aspire to be the best chef who can prepare eguisi soup and pounded yam for her husband.

Women, a man is not the core of your existence, neither is bearing children and marriage the climax of your existence!

Adopt or carry out artificial insemination if you can't find one with common sense.

Children now a days are devils incarnate, they will las las grow up to be Buhari or Bobrisky. So even child beating sef las las is overrated.

Go live and stay alive

Jesus left heaven to die for you, do you think such foolishness and stupidity is fair to him...

He will cry for you, so don't waste the blood of Jesus by staying stupid and hooked to a tapeworm with a manhood.

In your quest to be Mrs and escape Miss, don't be forever Missed resting in an untimely peace!

By God, dream and live Big...you are not too small!

Either outside or absent MR.

Why be a Mrs and expire when you can aspire to be a Miss and Missile out of mediocrity and poverty!

No gender wey no fit to make am o sister!!!

Las las we will all die but by God, die well!


Kingdavid Chinaeke Ofunne
Authorpreneur
https://ofunneceo.blogspot.com/?m=1

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