My First Time

My first time (Rated 18)

So I had just finished my NYSC, at 22.

Now I was a man.

I thought I had reached manhood after my secondary school.

Until I got into university and realized I was nothing but a child.

Infact even the kiss that I thought was my first kiss, university opened my eyes to the fact that it wasn't a kiss at all, I and Olachi were just pecking ourselves for long like two stupid love birds.

That's not even the worst, I just realized I was never in a relationship, I was just playing mummy and daddy on another level, as university opened my eyes that I had never had a girlfriend before now.

I was the only one in a relationship with my classmates back then, in my mind. Infact, I was in a conditionship.

So now, after my NYSC, I had indeed reached manhood...this was the time I had been waiting for, I must lose my virginity now.

I have waited for too long and after my last girlfriend, Fatima, broke and destroyed my heart after we both made a promise to lose our virginity together on our wedding night, only to find Uduak my roommate slamming her on my bed when they both thought I had gone home for the weekend as I usually did...I had almost drank sniper if not for Kelechi that saved my life with her friendship.

Yes, I have a lot of girlfriends, I mean friends who are girls. Nothing intimate with them because I'm the King of friendzone worldwide.

I can stay in friendzone and become a godfather there.

Even cultists and lecturers knew my title and used me to get any woman of their choice because I was handsome, tall and stupid.

Infact everyone back then loved me and respected my position as the friendzone master...guys would come to me, and through me get the woman of their dreams and sometimes even my dreams.

Meanwhile I had been her handbag and best friend.

All I needed to do was simply tell them how I felt.

But I chose to be their best friend.

And these girls are so wicked, they know deep down you like them and you are good, but no matter how good you are, you are never good enough for them.

They want the bad boy, the one who is bold and confident enough to shift their pant at the slightest opportunity.

The one who would wet their labia and quake the tip of their nipple with his rudeness first, then his tongue.

Not the one who was too good to satisfy their naughtiness, that one they could cry and share their fears and worry with.

They will use him to try and understand how the hearts and minds of a man worked, because after all, he has a penis and is one of them...even the pussycat as small and harmless as it is, is still part of the cat family.

I was the cute cat in a world of Lions and tigers.

So they felt safe and fine with me, the king of the friendzone.

Now they have a man they can undress in his presence and not feel scared or pressurized.

The one to ask if their ass is big enough or their breasts are standing up enough to hold a man's eyes, without the pressure of being groped or ogled to the point of no return.

Infact one even bathed with me once...yes we bathed and I couldn't even touch anything, I was just busy zuzuruing in the shower while she was looking and daring me to do something with her eyes and warning me with her mouth not to look and touch...

That was how bad or rather good I was in the friendzone department...I was the lord of the friendzone corner.

Until now, finally I have decided to leave the friendzone and break my virginity.

My first target was the daughter of our landlord, Celine. She just turned 19 and was looking for admission.

Suddenly I was the hunter and no longer the prey...

Time to hunt hunter Chuks!

Easy target right... I mean, she and her family were gobsmacked at the fact that I was already done with NYSC at 22 and their own daughter at 19 was still writing jamb.

So the mother approached my mother to beg me to help their daughter pass Jamb and get admission, of course I pretended to be upset because I didn't want any disturbances as I was looking for a job, while begging God to not like her see how desperate I was for this task...until after much begging from my mother and the fear that if I proved hard to get, she might stop asking. I said yes...

Of course, my stoic achievement was public record, thanks to my mum who never stops singing the fact that I was the youngest, most brilliant and smartest graduate in the whole street.

She even told Musa, the compound gateman and Iya moira who sells akara and yam that I was the youngest graduate in the world, and my name was even in the Guinness book of records.

They didn't know what Guinness book of records were but it sounded very big and mysterious to them, even Musa asked me one day if I can be giving him free Guinness to drink.

So, one cold afternoon, Celine came for her first jamb lessons, but she didn't come alone.

She came with her friend, Tola who was also looking for admission, she was 19 too. I had mixed alomo with yoghurt and drank tiger nut mixture for effect...I wanted my first to be her best.

Imagine my disappointment when she came with her friend, doesn't she want me too because we have been sending each other vibes for long whenever we pass ourselves in the compound, or is it just my imagination?

Already, I and Celine had been eyeing ourselves since I came back. The attraction was definitely there and so, I thought it was time to fulfil my wish and break my virginity.

Anyway, I pretended to be happy and hurriedly put on my shirt, after I imagined I must have Impressed them with my six packs...I heard women love six packs and I was growing 5.

Celine wore a black short skirt and a top that showed her belly, with a brown tight, I saw it when she sat and her legs opened for one sec.  I was a cat on heat and was looking for any means or hole to feed my already throbbing erection.

Her friend Tola on the other hand, wore a mini yellow sleeveless gown, hers was a figure to die for. She was on low cut, petite body, fair in complexion, very fair actually. She had athlete shoulders like someone who did sports, her breasts were small and round, I knew from experience that they weren't as big as the pushup bra she wore made them look.

Her waist were slender and I knew her stomach was flat too, the gown had this hollow look like her belly was sucking it in, her hips and ass were something described in a romantic movie. Straight hips, sharp at the edge and the kind of rotund buttocks that made you want to turn and spank it just a little.

I didn't know what she wore under or if she wore anything, she was very careful and very guarded. Sat with her legs closed, even when she crossed it, she was as closed as the gates of heaven, even moses couldn't part those legs.

Shit I almost came from watching her and so to stop the torture I was in already, I took an excuse and quickly dashed to the toilet to calm myself down with a cold shower and lux soap.

So that day, I taught them maths and chemistry, they paid attention and were very cooperative. I even offered them malt and groundnut afterwards and we fixed another class the next day.

It was thrice a week, Mondays, Wednesdays and Saturdays.

By the third day, we were all free with ourselves, infact we even discussed relationships, of course all of us were single and so I bragged about my life in school and the many women I dated.

Women love that kind of thing, a man with a bad past who had dated many women.. Classy and sophisticated ones. So I told them about my escapades, of course they weren't mine but my friend's escapades but they didn't need to know that. I had learnt how to play the bad boy style to my advantage.

I even told them about how I banged my friend's girlfriend when I thought he had gone home and how he caught me on top his girlfriend so I had to jump out the window of a three story building because he was the head of a brutal cult and had a gun. They didn't know it was my girlfriend that was banged and I ran out of the room crying while Uduak and my girlfriend continued without stopping or pursuing me to beg for forgiveness.

Tola was already in love, I could smell it, immediately my brain went on plan B mode.

Since Celine was proving difficult, maybe I will shift to Tola and break my virginity with her.

We had both been chatting on WhatsApp since we exchanged numbers the first day, and I had discovered she was not a virgin.

Imagine my shock and surprise when she also told me Celine wasn't and mentioned the boys that disvirgined them.

Two ugly wretched street boys like that on our street, I was shocked that these girls who weren't even undergraduates yet were not virgins, while I, who have even rounded up my NYSC was a stinking virgin...

Nooo, I must lose this virginity or die trying I swore!

Imagine the boys that even slept with them, ordinary touts and irresponsible school drop outs.

What is even wrong with this generation, and that wasn't even all, Celine has also slept with one of my neighbors son, the supposedly youth pastor in the compound who was always praying and speaking in tongues so loud you could hear his voice from the next street.

I was aghast...brother Kingsley, having sex, and me who everybody thought was the sinner because I usually don't attend church except forced, was a bloody virgin, if only they knew.

Anyway, during our next class something happened, surprisingly Tola passed me a note and winked while Celine was busy getting water from the fridge. That day, Tola wore a very short Jean blue skirt and a Man Utd Jersey, this time around she sat opposite me and made sure to open her legs just slightly enough to show me her white pant. She didn't wear any bra and so her nipples were pushing hard against the Jersey. This was a calculated attempt to get and keep my attention and by God it was working like magic.

Celine on the other hand, wore a jeans three quarter and a long sleeve sweater, she made her hair and applied makeup, suddenly she was forming the good girl. It seems she took her time to look good and I had come to understand that the longer the woman spends trying to look good for a date, the deeper her love is, even though this wasn't a date, it sure had the same complexities.

She had begun to feel the vibes growing between I and Tola, and needed to step up her game.

Or so I thought, maybe hoped.

Later I discovered she was jealous and had told Tola not to come again, but Tola refused and came on her own. I had to sit them down and told them that if we both had different times, it might raise suspicions as they had both been coming together since we started, they both agreed, but never talked to each other when they were there.

I didn't mind.. Better for me, infact if not for the fact that my nosy detective neighbors would start investigating, I would have preferred they both came at different times..how cool will that be!!!

So after Tola passed me the note, I couldn't hold myself from reading it, so I gave both of them a test to write and quickly dashed into my room to read it. It said...

''Dear uncle Chuks, I can't contian this fire in me anymore that burns each time we are together. Please I want to feel your hands and kisses, I'll come an hour earlier on our next class so we can have some privacy before you know who arrives. Reply.

I couldn't contain my excitement, I actually zanku'ed a little in my room before I quickly got a Biro and penned my reply.

''Tola my love, thanks for giving me the assurance of your love. I was almost going berserk thinking I was the only one in this boat. Thank heavens you feel the same way too. I will be waiting for you and I promise to grow this fire and keep it ignited for life. Yours to keep. Pls call me Chuks.''

I hoped I impressed her with the English, and so I joined them, by then they had finishes the test, so I marked and slipped the paper inside Tola's note and gave it back to her. Minutes later I walked them to the door and surprisingly, Celine who was behind Told grabbed my dick with her right hand as she was about to leave, then she turned and winked.

What is going on. Is Celine back on track?

I was confused. Are my going to smash two at once. God is this a compensation for the years of being a mugu.

Double blessing is about to fall on me today. I couldn't contain my Joy.

I quickly stepped out to get my alomo and tiger nut mixture from Musa and hid it inside my bag so my mother and nosy siblings won't find it. I had two younger siblings and was the eldest. A boy and girl, they were still in Junior high and my mum usually picked them up and came back with them everyday by 5.

Thank God my father is still outside the state on business, I didn't want any distraction or interruptions.

The next class was on Monday as today was Saturday, so I decided to buy shaving stick and planned to shave the next day being Sunday, I was also going to church to thank God for finally remembering me. Things are getting better.

Sunday went by so slow because I was busy counting the seconds, minutes and hours.

Initially I and Tola couldn't chat, she said her subscription finished and quickly I sent her MTN 1k, then Celine too called and told me her subscription had finished too and she had something important to tell me, I also sent MTN 1k card to her too, I wanted the best of both worlds. Ironically, she didn't even call to say thanks, she only messaged her thanks on WhatsApp and that was it. I didn't even hear the important gist, but i didn't mind, Tola was keeping me happy and occupied.

Monday finally came and I watched it arrive because I didn't sleep a wink, I kept on imagining doggy, missionary, spoon styles all through the night and kept having short wet dreams.

After mumcy and my siblings left, I arranged and cleaned my room, hid the condoms under the pillow and finally shaved. I postponed it to today so I'll look fresh and clean for the occasion.

12 finally came after what seemed like 24 hours had passed and our lessons were from 1pm to 3, so Tola said she will come an hour later, I was ready.

By 12:10 I was fidgeting, 15 minutes later I called and her number was switched off. By 12:30 it was still off. I was so upset I couldn't breathe.

I was so tempted to call Celine but I wouldn't dare so she wouldn't suspect, so by 12:45 I knew the game was off. I simply went to the bathroom and used lux soap to put myself out of my misery. Now I wasn't even looking forward to 1pm.

Exhausted from disappointment, I simply went to the sitting room with a can of malt, sat and put on the TV while I waited for the spoilt brats to come so I can tell them I'm no more interested in teaching them.

I must have dozed off, as suddenly Tola was on me, she was all smiles as she apologized for coming late, told me it was raining and she had been waiting for the rain to stop since but couldn't wait any longer so she decided to enter like that.

She also said Celine found the note and was upset, claiming I belonged to her first. I laughed and told her I belonged to no one and everyone. Seeing her there made my blood boil in passion, and so I couldn't wait anymore, I just dragged her on top of me and kissed her passionately till her lips turned red.

Then out of breath, she stood up to straighten her clothes and hair, while smiling that innocent and beautiful smile. It was then I took a better look at what she was wearing.

She was not wearing any bra and her shirt was wet from the rain.
Her breasts were nice and soft, I squeezed a little just to know what they felt like.
I heard a soft moan coming from her and I closed my eyes, enjoying every squeeze. Yes, I had waited enough.

I drew her ontop me again, and shifted on the big couch, kissing her more fervently and pressing my hard cock into her side even harder!

I squeezed her tit and moved my fingertips gently under her wet top and touched her nipple. I let my hand move between her legs, searching for the hem of her short black leather skirt.

She gasped and muttered 'Yes, oh yes.' and closed her eyes as I filled her mouth with my tongue.

Quickly, I turned her on her back and lowered my mouth to her exposed breasts. She pulled her top over head and dropped it on the floor, I kept kissing her nipples all over, then sucking on her very rigid breasts one by one.

Tola was writhing in pleasure from my suckling. I let a finger slide along her pussy lips and she shuddered. I was happy that she did not pull my hand away, but pressed it harder inside her. I slipped my finger inside her wet pussy and began to finger fuck her slowly and gently. I let my lips break from sucking her nipples and raised my head to kiss her. She was panting by now.
"Ahhh, my ohhh my, uuummm, ohhhh!" She cried into my lips.

“I want to tear your skirt and explore your pussy with my tongue.'' I heard myself say with a voice I did not recognize.
''Please don't tear my skirt o.'' she said and we both laughed.

I pulled her skirt down and she let it slid off her legs and ankle. Then she spread her thighs slowly apart and I slid one finger gently inside.
“Mmm,  So tight and wet.'' I said.

She was so turned on that she reached below and held my hard cock in her hand. She squeezed roughly first and then began stroking it. I shifted position and crouched above her perfect body.

Then slightly she brought the tip of my cock close to her pussy mound and let it graze the surface.
The feeling alone was beyond magic. I kissed her desperately and  gyrated my hips to grind my cock into her clitoris. Tola thrust her hips up at me and swallowed my tongue!
Then still holding my cock, she inserted the head deep inside her wet pussy lips.

This is the day! Finally I was breaking my long held virginity.

I pushed gently until the tip of my dick was deeply inside her wet pussy. It was so hot and so tight, I almost came!

I had to wander off in my mind and so, applying gentle pressure, I rotated my hips slowly and slipped deeper and deeper. I could have easily exploded and released but I held firm. I would never rush my first.

She sighed and moaned, "Oh wow, harder please, harder."

She reached around my back and pulled me deeper inside her. I started to raise myself out and then with force and power, thrust down into her first in slow easy strokes, then as her breathing increased, my thrusts increased too, and with each strokes I gained momentum and the more I pounded her, I could hear her breathing and exhaling as my full weight came down ontop her on my innocent couch.

She held me so tight like her life depended on it, and the tighter she held, the more I increased the power of my thrusts. Her wet pussy was no more tight but really dripping and making slurpy sounds as it gripped my erect cock, begging me not to pull out.

Suddenly she started coughing, she began coughing so loud and so intense her whole body was shaking so much she was spitting on my face. I thought she had reached orgasm or was having an attack and so I rolled over and immediately fell with a loud thud on the ground,  awaking to the sound from the movie showing on TV. My face was wet with rain drops from the leaking ceiling just above me. It was a dream!

I had dozed off while waiting, I looked at the clock and the time was 3:43pm!!!
Shit I quickly got up, checked the door, still locked, looked at my phone, saw a message and opened it.
''Hi uncle Chuks, I and Celine won't be coming today, we have a birthday party to attend. Please I need to call a friend, can you send me card. Pleaseeee, I love you.''

It was then I knew what had happened, these two devils were playing with me all along and had used me to subscribe for them, and I had just been played by some Jambites.
Worse of all, I was still a virgin. I am most definitely cursed with virginity.

''God punish you and your miserable ugly friend, who is your uncle, tell your cohort that the lesson is over, I am not teaching you criminals anymore, and buy card yourself you beggar.''

I almost sent it, but decided to delete it quickly.
Once beaten twice, shy.
It was not over yet, the game has just begun and I must lose my virginity.


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