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The Mirror Never Lies



We are all social beings

We are all addicted to the "social high"

Let's stop pretending already

It's embarrassing.

We lie to ourselves that we only come online to watch pictures, videos and read comments...

Please, say something new, because if that isn't the definition of a broken record, I don't know what is.

Just own it already!

It's not something to be ashamed of.

I mean if you aren't active or conversant with social media then you should be ashamed.

We aren't impressed because you are always online and trust me, we wouldn't still be impressed if you aren't either.

Shit doesn't matter

We probably wouldn't even notice and even if we do, we will forget you so fast because every day some new crazy sheet takes our attention and focus away from hunger and poverty.

We all crave to chat and be chatted with, texted, called, both voice and video, exchange pictures even nudes...

I love nudes, the raw and naked art of the human perfection, which even the celestial beings found fascinating and chose humanity over divinity, just to feel and feed their lust. If angels could fall who or what is man?

"If thou beest temptation, please allow me to fall into the vision of your naked thighs and lead me deeper inside." Kingdavid Chinaeke Ofunne

We are all social creatures, no matter how introverted we are or isolated we appear...

We all crave human touch and connection, whether male or female or both.

And crack when we don't get it!

Like an addiction...

So we come online if we can't get it offline!

Even if we do get it, we still come online nonetheless, because the Internet has its own special kind of high.

More intoxicating and addictive than reality, because it is interwoven with mysteries and deceit!

We relate better because we are a part and parcel of this hypnosis!

We are a product of social high!

Some of you literally, others well organically.

So we fabricate lies to stay relevant and stay hooked in the name of connection...

So the next time you tell someone how tired and disgusted you are with social media, or how you are forced or coerced to subscribe and be online...

Shut the sheet up and look inwards!

There are so many reasons to come online that don't require idle chats and malicious clap backs.

So many profitable reasons... If you are bored online, it's not because social media is boring... Look in the mirror and you will see who the problem is...the mirror never lies.



Kingdavid Chinaeke Ofunne
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