It's Time To Re-Learn Or Unlearn!

I read a post about an educated, beautiful and supposedly intelligent working class woman

Now I'm describing this woman so you all will know she is of sound mind.

And I would have said excellent spirit next...but this  isn't about religion. (My Christ Embassy brethren will understand)

So not to deviate, she is smart, bright and her brain is not damaged.

Aunty got married and after two unfortunate miscarriages, she decided to go to her pastor, whom apparently she respects a lot.

She was given the usual now predictable 7 days prayers.

After the first day, she was asked to go in and bathe, which she did, then this intelligent woman was told by her pastor to come so he can cream her naked body with anointing oil.

So the married woman, who is educated and not mad, stepped out like a porn star and allowed daddy pastor to rub her body with anointing oil.

Get this...because he didn't finger her, or suck her nipples in the process, she said he didn't do anything funny.

I would have loved to ask her to define funny in this situation.

A grown ass man, who didn't hypnotize you, is applying anointing oil all over your naked body, and it's normal!!!

If you are not enjoying it, I swear you won't want to go again..let's be truthful, these ladies enjoy it.

The mindset of a people blinded by religion!!!

Anyways aunty went to report to her husband and was surprised when uncle wanted to kill her, he didn't hit her, but he almost did, and then he refused to eat her food and now has lost respect for the supposedly pastor they held in high esteem.

He told her not to go again after much begging.

Now get this, her concern now is not that she was so stupid and dumb, brainwashed and brain dead to allow another man touch and rub her all over with glorified groundnut oil....

Aunty wants to know how she can continue the 6 days prayer remaining, because she can't say no to her pastor when he comes next to cream her succulent and ripe body with olive oil.

And you say she didn't enjoy it?

Some times, it's good to apply common sense in understanding religion

I mean my wife can never be so stupid to fall for this cheap trick you know why... Because I can never ever marry a woman who thinks like that.

I can't even marry a woman who respects her pastor more than me...

Yes, NO I can't!

Respect the anointing he carries but you have to respect me more than him. He is a man first before he is a man of God!!!

I mean you don't need a revelation to find out why you need to go naked before a man that isn't your husband, such humiliation, just so God can give you a baby.

Is God a sadist, why would he humiliate you first before causing your miscarriage to stop?

Why does he even need you to go to the beach or river by 12am and bathe to give you a child?

Did he whisper in the ears of the pastor, or is it written down in deliverance text book?

Where do they get this revelation from?

You think a grown ass man will rub oil on a naked woman's body and won't have sexual thoughts or desires, simply because he has pastor written before his name?

God help us with mentality and thoughts like this!!!

Now...that's for miscarriage

Women too who haven't given birth go through the same and worse

Some even sleep with the pastor...God in heaven the thought alone makes we want to vomit.

If you do a proper investigation, you will find out the husband is at fault.

Meanwhile, the woman bears the burden alone like a beast of burden.

She carries the stigma like a horse pulling a cart

The shameful thing about this is that, her fellow women, mothers and sisters are usually the ones pulling the string and labelling her all sort of names.

I swear women are their own greatest enemies.

I've never heard or seen the pastor asking the man to bathe naked, or applying oil on a naked man.

Why the women only?

Don't men also have spiritual wives...why aren't they asked to bathe naked for 7 days.

Why won't the man wake up by 12, tie red towel and bathe in the beach?

Why won't he sleep in church?

Why won't the female prophetess rub oil on the naked man?

If you think there's any other reason besides sexual desire, passion and lust for breasts and pussy...Then you are not just stupid but brain dead!

Most times, it looks like it's the stupid people that are happy in marriage.

Isn't it funny how the perfect marriage is often between the super hot beauty and the geekish/ordinary looking man

The man who would stay in the kitchen and peel yam while his wife watches telemundo

Or the one where the husband is carrying the child on his back, and the wife is sleeping.

Yet they are happy, super happy than the man who has domesticated his wife

Ironically the neighbor whose wife works like a slave, yet is unhappy will be the one advising him on perfect marriage.

Sometimes the answer usually lies in the abnormal.

The key is often doing what the world abhors.

Carve your own perfection not the one the world designs for you.

Mould your happiness, don't buy the one your village people is selling.

If your mother visits you from the village and finds you in the kitchen cooking, while your wife is sleeping or watching her favorite show on TV and starts shouting....tell her to keep quiet in Patience Jonathan's voice, and either help you or go sit down and enjoy the TV show.

Happiness is personal and If you don't get this, you are lost.

Don't take advise from your parents because they are your parents and it's the natural thing to do. Your mother was probably never happy in her marriage and only endured because of you and your siblings.

Don't take marriage counsel from your father because society and tradition demands it...he was probably the worst father and husband.

Marry the fool who would not try to be macho to prove he has a manhood, but cry when he is hurt and shows his weakness because we all have.

Marrying such a liberal personality would never even allow the thought of going to cry to a pastor and listening to something as ridiculous as bathing naked and applying olive oil to give birth, cross your mind.

The kind of partner you have will influence and affect you as a person, either you grow more wise or you become more foolish, more bold or more scared, more loving or more hateful!

Its time we not only learn, but unlearn too...Yes unlearn some evil and useless belief system

If you can't learn new things, atleast unlearn some old ones.

It's time to re-learn or unlearn!

But please, as you are dating him, if at some point you jokingly ask him to go and cook for you and he doesn't but rather takes it personal and charges like a bull.... If you stay and don't run, you are a goat...

And like all goats, one day you will be a scapegoat.


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