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Nigeria... Oppression Capital of the World



Nigerians are synonymous for misanthropic

There's nothing humane about us.

Today we have Atiku claiming a victim of corruption and injustice.

And Obasanjo is now a stakeholder in good governance

I laugh in Hausa

PDP has now become an alternative party to save us.

The Messiah

A country where a policeman will publicly brutalize a student because he owns an iPhone X, and openly declare that in his 13 years of service, he has never even bought a phone that costs 50k...lol

A grown ass man, pouring his anger and frustration on an innocent student and citizens he is paid to protect and serve

Nobody forced you to join the police force if you don't like your job and you feel it doesn't pay well, why don't you just quit?

A country where SARS is now synonymous with fear... I mean people actually run at the sight or mention of SARS

Goddammit
You know this country is finished, absolutely finished. There's nothing remaining.

There's a lot of shit going on and they come in no sequential order, one shit just dropped and hasn't stopped smelling, the next is dropping like an album with so much stew!

Back to back, the anus of the world keeps dropping insanity, like a virus it infects and drives us all mad.

A country where the majority of the citizenry that voted the number one citizen in, even though it's clear and evident it wasn't an election but a selection, are being slaughtered, dismembered and chased out of their minds and home...yet the number one Citizen is going on a world tour in the midst of these crises.

Are we thinking?

Are we even humans?

Our people are being slaughtered like rams everywhere, in Saudi Arabia, Dubai, North Korea and even in Africa, South Africa... Yet the number one citizen is busy telling the world that we have won the fight with the terrorist group, Boko Haram...

The worst thing you can do as a human being is to give birth in Nigeria

I swear

Bringing a child into this country is a worse sin than murder and the Holocaust.

Stop adding to the thugs, miscreants, and animals by bringing more future recruits to the army of death.

Stop growing the numbers of the agberos, drug peddlers, ritualists and pant dealers, politicians and police men...No, don't give birth in Nigeria, you are simply increasing the population of a cosmic mistake.

The children are no longer the leaders of tomorrow, and now they have figured it out...they are the end of tomorrow.

May tomorrow never come in Nigeria if today is finished already

Let yesterday continue and las las we will be alright

Nigeria, the oppression capital of the world

Religion... Oppression
Tradition... Oppression
Education... Oppression
Politics... Oppression
Marriage... Oppression
Justice... Oppression
Employer... Oppression

People... Oppressed
Children... Oppressed
Ambition... Oppressed
Woman... Oppressed
Girl child... Oppressed
Girlfriend... Oppressed
Sex... Oppressed

Take your children and run

This country will rape them

And sodomize them until they grow tails and become monsters

There is no hope, ask God..he knows better

He saw it

Even God ran

Lol..he said..

Jesus, see human beings o...

Wetin be this

Wetin we create so...

See mistake, oya use flood and correct this fucking mistake..

Yet the human nature survived, he looked and all he saw was black and darkness and he confessed truly, the hearts of men are desperately wicked.

God said, oya..Sodom and Gomorrah, angel Gabriel enter kill mode...fuck these animals, destroy them all.

Yet the human nature persisted, it stayed on and continued.

Fulani herdsmen killing children, I mean tata, baby..plunging dagger inside the stomach of a two years old so cows can eat.

I ask, if everybody dies, who will buy and eat the cows they are feeding and chasing people out of their homes to nurture?

God peeped again, he sighed...why do you think humans don't live as long as 200 or 300 years again

You want God to have a heart attack

Imagine buhari or babangida living till 400 years

Lmao

Or Abacha living till 700 years

God say oya Jesus, let's reduce their life span, as we no fit cancel them, make we off their light early.

God tire,

Before, every small thing God will run down to earth and show himself...

He came down to meet Adam and Eve on a regular

He came down to meet Moses, back to back just to chat

He came down anytime Elijah and Elisha called him, once they flash him, he will answer

Abraham nko, he will play and appear like angel, or old man just to stroll and feel the sand on his legs

But now, I tell you...for you to even hear him

You will fast 40 days dry

God tire

He said chai..who send me!

Lol...

World war 1

World war 2

Slavery

Holocaust

Civil wars

Xenophobia

Nigeria

Lol..which god go remain

Now PDP has come and said they are the Messiah, forgetting how many years they wore Nigeria on their neck like bling bling, looting the country dry....fucking us all from the anus...

Suddenly the devil before is better than the devil now.

And somebody will ask me what is the solution

I will jejely tell you the solution is run, if you talk fin...SARS will shoot you or police will arrest you...

Lol

I don't even want to talk about the Army, I no get strength and besides, my guys belong...I gat love for them...but I'll remember them one day.

Back to the solution

Migration

Run

If Nigeria catch you...you are finished

Nothing will save you

Except for money, excess money

And to make that kind of money...

Migration

Run

What's the solution... Use your head

Nigeria...Oppression Capital of the world!

Me, I will just stay here and Hakuna the Matata jejely with my pen and book

What do I know

I'm just a writer.

Kingdavid Chinaeke Ofunne
Authorpreneur
www.ofunneceo.blogspot.com


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