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The Enemy Within



As above, so below.

Until we rise above mediocre love, we will keep drowning in substandard relationships.

Until we understand who we are first, and what our role in life is, we will continually be robots and puppets.

Controlled by external forces.

Micromanaged with the pull of a string.

It's pathetic that when a man says, I'm hungry...Our first line of response borders around..."Don't you have a girlfriend, or call your girlfriend naw"

When a woman says, I'm broke...you hear things like..."Don't you have a boyfriend, where's your boyfriend.. Call your boyfriend naw, how can you be hungry when your boyfriend loaded?"

What happened to, "Go and get something to eat or go and cook your own meal"

Whatever happened to, "Why didn't you save, or plan to invest wisely next time... Or simply go and withdraw"

Don’t aspire to a chic

A Chic is a chicken and a chicken will always need a hen to survive

A chicken doesn't need a cock

A chicken needs a hen

A chicken that goes looking for a cock will end up with a hawk

A man can never be a hen to any chic

Ladies, don't be a chic... If you must have feathers, be an eagle.

An Eagle doesn't need a cock to survive, both literally and figuratively speaking.

Men...

Find a woman you can trade ideas with, like barter.

Get a woman who is as driven as you, one who doesn't need you to buy her pad and card.

What happens when you are broke too?

Find a woman with her own money, even more than you because even though the primary goal of every man is to take care of the family, a woman who doesn't need a man to take care of the family for her to survive, is the real slay queen...The Arya of our modern generation!

You need to understand that when your girlfriend or wife doesn't need you to pay the school fees of your children, or the rent in the house you both live in...or medical bills for children you both made...

You have found a life partner, not an empty vessel.

Beautiful on the outside.

Empty and dusty inside.

Redefine your relationship goals today before it nullifies you.

Don't just be a fan, shouting and screaming from the stands, unable to do shit!

Goddammit, Be the fucking coach...Control and manage the damn game!

Alone, you might be dynamite but as a team, you are atomic!

You won't get a blast from a chic whose sole aim and purpose in life is a man who will pay for her provisions, handouts, and upkeep, while she just thinks about how to look seductive and beautiful for all males.

Maybe if men start knowing their worth and value beyond a long and erect dick, maybe they won't settle for the gutters

Don't allow your erection to determine your direction
Direct your erection one-way to your destination!

A girl who thinks little of a man who cannot buy for her, what she can't afford, is her own hater!

She is her own enemy.

She is the enemy within!

I rest my case!

Kingdavid Chinaeke Ofunne
Authorpreneur
www.ofunneceo.blogspot.com

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