Branding Sex and storytelling

Branding Sex and storytelling!

Your housewarming delight

What does branding and sex have in common?

Feminists won't like this!

A woman is like a customer and a man is like a marketer, sex is the product and he must sell his product to the customer, therefore he needs to come up with the right marketing strategy to convince her that his product tastes and feels so much better than the several other marketers trying the same technique to get her to buy their product.

Picture this, some of these marketer's are large firms with huge resources (Rich guys),
While you are just a start up or a small time brand owner trying to make a name in the brand industry. (poor, unemployed or underemployed average guy)

Technology and social media has levelled the playing field, now you don't need to buy a space in a newspaper or Pay TV and Radio large sums of money to advertise for you, all you need is a smart phone if you can't afford a laptop to create a blog, or open a social media  account and you are good to go!

The next step is strategy, you need to talk a good game so you won't lose her. out of sight out of mind!

Girls are moved by what they hear while boys by what they see, so a guy sees a beautiful girl with loud endowments and he feels she will make a great customer so he approaches her and gives her a story he feels she would love to hear.
So brand storytelling is the best way!
What is brand storytelling?

Brand Storytelling is the use of emotional and personalized stories to evoke a strong sense of emotional appeal and foster customer trust. Just like the ads you see some brands do that blow your minds and make you buy a product you don't really need.

How do you approach with this?

You start by toasting her, showing her love, texting her sweet romantic SMS until you capture her attention while working your way slowly to her heart before finally spreading her thighs which is your final destination.

So when the other marketers come and pitch to her, she isn't interested because you are telling her what she wants to hear always, every day. See, your product isn't the best but you are whispering everyday into her ears giving no room for her to listen to other brands.

Mind you, one thing you should realize is that you are not the only author of your brand story. Gossips, friends, family, ex's, admirers and other guys competing, are writing your story too.

Just like a brand!
Social media, customers with experience, public conversations, marketing blogs and other brands are competing with you on that position, so you have to up your game to direct and lead the pack.

You have to tell your own story and tell it the right way.

Next you buy her gifts, mustn't be fancy, take her on dates, shower her with love, that's publicity management and advertising.
Showing her to the world as the only one for you, giving her all your attention, that's great customer service, letting the customer know their interest is your interest, giving them undivided attention like they are the only customer you have.
Why you are in this stage, what do you do next?

Content development!!!
Don't forget Content is still King!

A content creator develops the right communication strategy that appeals to the interests and challenges of a target audience. The content he/she produces can take many forms, like blog posts, videos, ebooks, photos, and infographics.

The content creator creates the content while the brand storyteller creates the experience. Therefore you whisper love into her ears and take her out to fancy dates and romantic places.
You give the experience of her life to get her trust and love and gradually you are getting her to fall in love with your product and brand.

You see, your story is the sauce, the secret ingredient that makes your brand relevant and thrive.
It is what helps you to build a more indepth understanding of your clients and audience wants and desires so you can deliver a tailored packaged convenient, personalized content and exceptional brand experiences. It is what gets you straight up between her legs!

With these strategies, you are definitely taking her home with you to bed!
Isn't that wonderful?
Don't celebrate yet, you haven't sold your product yet. You haven't fucked yet...

Now she's home with you, maybe light lunch or dinner, depending on the timing and her preference, then you relax and then you kiss her, she kisses you back so you see a green light, mind you she not kissing you back but not moving away is still a green light, so you proceed with caution and wisdom, that's approach and persuasiveness, when you slowly cajole with subtle communications to engage your client and make them feel bad if they don't buy tour product after investing so much work in convincing and marketing.
Now you put your hands on her thighs and rub, tease and romance her thighs, then you touch her breasts and unbutton her top so you can see the nipples and have a taste or a bite depending on the view. By now she is already in your mercy but you don't rush it, you must deliver as promised and you promised excellent service and delivery, so you take your hands between her thighs and rub, touch and stroke her gently while taking the pants off the next her dress while still playing with her clitoris and touching her where it matters, now you have successfully gotten her naked on the bed where the action is about to take place.

Remember, you haven't sold yet, she might decide she doesn't need your product anymore, or might get distracted, so make sure Tue atmosphere is conducive and private therefore ensure the door is locked and the music on your phone or speaker is not too loud or low but appropriate for the occasion.

You start the love making, you take it slow at first then increase the rhythm and tempo, you must create value and deliver as promised which is a perfect product experience.
You hit the right spots and the G spots and ensure she screams and moans, that's customers delight.
You don't stop hammering and hitting until she is wet with pleasure and then climaxes... that's customers satisfaction!

If she doesn't climax then customer satisfaction wasn't achieved so you have failed and lost a potential customer even though you sold the product.

That's branding and marketing for you!

How did we get here, we shone the spotlight on the customer and personalized their taste to align with our product. Next we made our product the center of attraction and attention for it to remain relevant.
By using every necessary tool at our disposal... Every single one out there, online, offline, data driven intelligence led technologies  to ensure it's survival and existence, we achieved orgasm.

Take coke for instance, you buy coke for a lot more reason than thirst you buy it for the experience.
Brands succeeds because they differentiate themselves and stand out!

Continue to raise the bar on expectations for customer experience at every single point. Use story telling to understand and live from the perspective of the audience and put the customer at the heart of everything you do, understand their needs and apply them to real life and real time situations and you will succeed in creating an ecosystem of services that satisfies diverse needs and guarantees customer's satisfaction.

Kingdavid Chinaeke Ofunne
Authorpreneur